nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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"For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over again."

F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via shutdownthecity)

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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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haveabowlofwhore:

do you ever just stare at someone’s mouth while they talk and you literally have to control yourself from kissing them because wow

(via thatawkwardbastard)

methhomework:

when someone attractive offers you food

image

(via tea-shops)

patricksbootydance:

I respond to the intros of Fall Out Boy songs faster than I respond to my own name 

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